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In Israel this past week, a young hippopotamus casually strolled out of an open gate at the zoo. After two minutes she came back on her own. I guess even teenager like hippos want to experience the world, even if only for a couple of minutes.
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What do you call a pumpkin with a human on its head?
hmm, let me think, hmmm,
Answer: you call it a human pump. ha, ha, ha, ha-ha, he haw, haw, heeehaw!
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What do you call a lunch box with a lunch box with a lunch box with a lunch box.
hmmm hmmmm
Answer: You call it a lunchy boxy boxy boxy boxy. ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, haha, ha ha ha ha ha! he-haw!
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What do you call a Camel that has a milkshake on top of a sandwich?
hmm…
Answer … We call it a Camel with a food in it’s mouth. yum yum yum and a tum tum tum.
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What do you call a refrigerator in a refrigerator?
Hmm…
Answer: A fridger Fridger. Get it, fridger fridger fridger. ha ha.
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What kind of sandwich do pigs eat?
hmmm.
Answer: Huge gigantic ones, because they eat like pigs. Ha ha he haw ha ha ha ha ha.
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Knock Knock
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Who is there
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Ma Ma
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Ma Ma Who?
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What? You don’t know your own Ma Ma? Ha! That is so funny that I went pee in my pants. Ha Ha!
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Knock Knock?
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Who is there?
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Salami?
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Sal ami Who?
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Salami is going to get you when you are sleeping tonight.
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What is a Cat’s favorite food?
Answer: Cat food. Ha Ha Ha, who would have thought that?
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How many elephants can fit into one school bus?
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Answer! Zero, elephants don’t go to school, instead, they walk around in the jungle and urinate on trees and make poops so big that it could fill a 5 gallon bucket. Ha ha.
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